Jews on Wheels

Possible responses to the question "Are you Jewish?" when posed to people who pass by the Chabad Lubavitch Sukkah Mobile on the corner of 86th and 3rd:

• "It's complicated."
• "Do you want me to be?"
• "No, but my boyfriend is."
• "Half."
• "No, I'm Puerto Rican." (I actually heard someone say that.)

And my personal favorite:

• "Yeah, why, are you?"

Anybody have any other suggestions?